weddingsv make me drug and hornr
So thats when I found out ur supposed to put the penut butter on your balls not your dogs balls, feels alot better
HE had a tribal tattoo tramp stamp, jasmine.
ur penis kinda felt like a vagina to me
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I will also inform you that stairs change when you change a house. Those hurt.
i shit in a pringles can and hid it somewhere in your house....happy hunting
This place smells like bottom shelf liquor and broken dreams
New vibrator arrived today.
How was it?
Who are these wee mortals we call men?
Isis wins if we don't have the loudest, kinkiest sex in every part of my house tomorrow
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And now let us go forth, and be garbage people in public.
Isn't that our default mode?
I'm sure if Robin Williams was still with us he would want you to see boobs.
Can I drink yet?
It's Monday morning.
Your point?
Does your drug dealer have a printer I can use??
I farted in the parking garage and it echoed.
Also—I just realized that your wedding gift is still on my dining room table. So...as awful as I am for not yet sending it (and I still need your address), at least I didn’t bring my screaming children to potentially the most important day of your life?
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