he cracked the bottle of jager at 11am and said "hey, its Saturday and I gotta do something"
Im like a co-bf. he pays for her birthday and christmas, but i get all the action.
I blacked out, started puking and peed on the guy I was hooking up with. Mid hand job.
How old are you? 14? Who gives hand jobs anymore?
Salt in an open wound right now.
there is no 'pace myself' on the blackout express
he was like the dessert in the all you can eat man buffet that has become my life.
It must be illegal for me to be this drunk in front of this many children
nah, they dropped the charges. apparently ripping his junk when he tried to hop the fence seemed like punishment enough...
Missing both credit cards and just had a flashback of grinding my nuts on the terrified cab driver for amusement. i am feeling a slight hate for myself right now.
Yes. I feel like complaining about sex all the time with a 21 year old might be punishable by death of the sex gods so I try not to
Weirdly I'm doing ok, but I've tested positive for chlamydia, I wanted to let you know
Sorry I got completely naked in your bed, but I feel our friendship has grown because of it.
He hasn't touched a vagina in two and a half years. THIS IS WAY TOO MUCH PRESSURE TO BE UNDER
i think im in europe. pls send help
I just watched will sing pure imagination from willy wonka and then blow a banana
I responded with revoking his blow job privileges. Needless to say, he's learned his lesson.
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