More tranny stories later!
Well my night just got interesting. I just home from the police station. Hope you had a fun night out!
She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
i keep walking around campus wondering if anyone is as stoned as i am
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She called herself a train and then took off all her clothing. I forget everything after that.
I saw you two flinging Jello at the sidewalk if that helps jog your memory.
its 4am and she invited me over to split a 'romantic bowl of frosted flakes'...really dude?...what do you think she's trying to say?...she better not be kidding about the frosted flakes though.
I had my first sober conversation with his roommate. I remembered half way through that the first time we met I was getting fucked on his counter
Congratulations, you are no longer the only person who has watched me drunkenly pee on their furniture.
i think i traded my wallet for a tim hortons gift card.
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Then I hope you find a set of extremely intelligent, flexible triplets in the ethnicity of your choice.
That is the nicest thing anyone has ever wished for me
Had sex and ran 2.8 miles all before 7:30am. This is going to be a very productive Monday.
I plan on showing these boobs to so many people that by the end of it ill just have a shirt of beads.
I really don't know where my pants are, but that's not the problem. When are you going to unlock the door?
i think i just lost a toe
RICK FUCKING MORANIS!!!!!
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