Mel Gibson is dating a 24 year old
You're not Mel Gibson and I'm not 24.
Well we can cross off dogs, dating sites, and real life as ways to help you meet a chick.
I just caught Brandon licking the fake chocolate on a smores ornament
There's guys at my school running around throwing potatoes shouting "remember the famine." makes me proud to be Irish.
that's the last time we turn jepordy into a drinking game.
Woke up to a bouquet of flowers in my toilet bowl. Drunk hubby loves me.
I dont think she was a real nurse but she was good at it. wish I rememebrd her name
Honestly I miss having a gay roommate. His female friends' implicit trust in him would carry over to me even though they knew Im straight. Best unintentional wingman ever.
I think my vagina is phsycic. All day it tingled and then BAM Channing Tatums look alike fucks me like ive never been fucked in my life.
It's like, "you literally have no idea who i am but i definitely slept with your brother in your bed."
We hooked up and then we watched game of thrones while he fed me chocolate. I don't see how our benafriendship is a bad thing.
Only real friends lend their restraints to engagedfriends to fool around with married strangers.
I woke up with a pube in my teeth...I'm disturbed cause we're both clean shaven
In hindsight, maybe rearranging his living room because he has OCD while he was out wasnt the greatest idea. Though it'll keep him busy for HOURS
Lighting a fucking bong with a candle. Straight up dedication.
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