I cockslap morals
no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
He jizzed my face. I had to ask for a washcloth. He ran his underwear under the water and handed them to me. Not so romantic.
you ate skittles off the table like a hungry hungry hippo. it was awesome.
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I bought a zebra print bikini, I'm gonna be honest here- if he doesn't want to have sex with me in this, he's gay.
No, I stopped taking my meds because I like crazy me better
You made a list of reasons why you should be on fear factor. You came up with 2 reasons: "I like fear" and "I am fear"
He fucked volume into my hair. It was amazing.
Its not personal, its just business. I'm the Donald Trump of blowjobs.
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They left me passes out in the food donation bin with an empty handle and a half eaten box of nutter butters
I don't like getting sloppy drunk but I don't like getting just half drunk either, I'm way too responsible if my blood alcohol level is below 0.2
She looks like a beluga.
I want to splash her with water and when she screams say "I didn't want you to die. You looked parched"
I forgot to ask you how long you're housesitting. By which I mean how many bones can I get in averaging 2.5 bones per day.
20.
It bothers me when I see my old fuck buddies starting families on Facebook.
there is another microwave in the elevator.
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