Someone shit on the floor
either way he was missing a nipple.
had to ask my 13 year old sister if she knew any dealers... she did. it's good to be home.
I swear if it wasn't for meeting for drug dealers @ gas stations, i would never remember to get gas.
found a rock and smashed the sliding glass door. home safe. screen door is locked so we're good.
Sober me does NOT approve of what went on in my pants last night.
OHMYGOD did I try to use pinesol as a mixer?
Im tired as fuck but i cant leave him here like this i gave him the acid and i feel the responsibillity to put his mind back together its fun im an architect about to about to construct a whole new belief and moral system inside this soul. Talk about the best psychothearpy
it's just one of those nights where i don't care if anyone sees my vagina
25 likes of a picture on Instagram of my butthole. beat that.
Just realized I've gone to court three different times with papers and a joint roller in my briefcase. #lawyeroftheyear
She's really sweet and cute, but when she drinks, she becomes way too proud of her bush.
Also there's so much vodka on my breath that if I blew on my fingers my nail polish would fall right off
I feel like any time there's that much rope, lingerie, and horse masks on the ground, it's safe to say it was a great night
Dear Andy-the problem is not that I slept with your girlfriend, it's that you didn't know she's a lesbian.
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