Ps there is totally a drug addled prostitute in olympic pizza asking for change for a 100 bill
oh posh. I need a real boy. To fill my void. This guy has potential. He is a Republican.
***** and i were talking about Republicans today. They are usually the champs of mediocrity but we decided mediocrity is underrated.
my new favorite insult= "thundercunt"
a lady just got escorted out of the bar because she came in carrying a can of gasoline while smoking a cigarette....this place is the definition of class
I don't know what's happening. Everyone is wearing beaks.
U took a sewing needle to his nipple
Psshh,
I don't think the best pickup line was. Hey I have never made a girl orgasm before but I'm sure it will work on someone like you.
Lead with your genitals is the best advice I can give you.
He will be forever remembered as "birthday failure" ...Got him to pierce his tongue in my bathroom, but not sleep with me......
She said I had a really great aura. Which I think is hippie code for "I bet you can give me a mind melting orgasm"
I know it's like I wanna bring somebody fun who I haven't drunkenly expressed my feelings for. Or hooked up with. It's a struggle.
I never saw such an emotional argument over yellow vs. spicy mustard.
How was your night?
I spent a lot of money and drank a lot of booze. Also was part of a successful search party
Putting plan B on my parents credit card wasn't the smartest idea
Oh, do you remember telling everyone you were with that your vagina was angry last night?
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