Oh My! A car just drove by me a splashed me with a wave of water. I am drenched and soaking wet!
I am sorry--all I heard is that you are wet.
When I went to court, my judge's name was Honorable Ball. I couldn't stop laughing.
that probably didn't help your case.
Are you missing anything? I found a wedding ring in my bed this morning.....
I swear if she hugs me I'm going to bleach my body
well after he sqeezed a zit off his forearm i got the hell outta there
his dick is like his red hair, amazing but useless
Saying we were separated at birth, got on a ship and sailed here via onion barrel from Somalia didn't help our case at all....
There are drunk kids outside our building hugging that cop that's always on his bike as he's citing them for public drunkenness. It's not even 11 am.
I put a toilet paper roll with my number on it by his face... hooking up is not happening
Sorry, all I could picture was you jamming your dick into a lemon.
Just got stuck in an elevator on campus with a ton of British guys. My pants almost pulled themselves down.
Please send pictures of any nice new years ladies you run across in town, as I've forgotten what women look like.
Is it weird that sometimes I like to have sex for the health benefits and workout more than the pleasure
Do you have feelings for this penis?
It was a good thing I was on the balcony flashing those guys or I would have never seen her skipping to his car
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