Its Shannon Doherty lazy not Forest Whittaker lazy
this dude just took some girl under your house for half an hour. you may have helped a 17 year old fuck on the beach for the first time. congrats.
He scored a 8.5/10 on that girls powerpoint. Of course I slept with him
I just don't want to have to pretend at every family function she brings him to that he didn't hit on me first
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Also, the zoloft kicked in and I can't get an erection anymore. So I'm depressed.
just walked into the study room and found an empty bottle of vodka and a passed out freshman. Did you have anything to do with this?
I gotta figure out which 7 tampons in the box contains the drugs
Honestly I think at this point I purposefully schedule nothing on Sundays anymore so I can spend all day wallowing in my shame.
Attempting to sleep without a bra since i got my nips pierced wish me luck. Also almost sent that to my coworker.
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WAKE UP!!! We have 20 minutes to get to class. That means we only have 10 minutes to get drunk.
I swear to God, if you have sex in my bed one more time you're gonna start paying rent
whatever bro. i had ice cream and whiskey for breakfast and its noon. this is the second worst christmas ever.
Are you in a good mood because I stuffed you with enchiladas, ice cream, penis, and cuddles last night?
So... I sharted on the plane. It was hard to maintain my composure and acted offended at the same time. I hate you for not cutting me off last night.
Like sometimes I’ll be hangry but for dick
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