she went to type in rate my professors and rate my pussy came up in my recent searches. needless to say, i will likely be masturbating to the aforementioned site tonight.
Don't take this the wrong way but I just mistook a trash can for you
You're doing that 'overestimating how much I care' thing again.
I don't even know where to begin....there's queso sauce and public hair stuck to everything
I went to look at my notes for my take home final and all I had written was 'you're on E. You won't remember a damn thing anyway.'
I was paranoid that someone would jizz in my hair while I had the cucumbers over my eyes. Super-High Spa Day didnt work out.
Girl. There is the cutest old gay here. He's approximately 100 years old and kind as shit.
I'm a sociology major remember
Well that and comm
Basically you majored in how to get laid
the best part of christmas was when my mom opened the handcuffs that were supposed to be for jen. Surprisingly, not the most awkward situation of the day.
the dude in the apartments across the street got a video of me railing blake on your front steps last night
shit like this is why i dont let you drink vodka anymore ..
When she said "Tighten your safety belt and hold on!", that should have been a clear sign to me that one should never go off-roading in a rental car. On the bright side, they were able to tow her car out the next morning.
Sorry I pissed in your closet and lied to your parents that it was probably a flood. He got up to go to the bathroom, expecting sex when he got back, I panicked
After you punched me you ran away and it took an hour to find you... On the wrong floor... Sitting alone saying "it doesnt make sense"
i read his ps3 instant messaging thing... he's meeting a guy to have sex. i think your boyfriend's gay
he said to "slap him" after he guessed the time correctly. i did.
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