writing the newer testament. It's the 3rd for the series. I'll update u the rule changes later.
All I remember about walking back home was that I maced my shadow.
i just got painted green i'm not about to leave for anything
I don't know, but I don't want you to think its ok to show up at my house at 4 am with a gorilla suit and a bucket of pinnapple and think id be ok with it
WHY AM I ALWAYS DEFEATED BY THE LATIN COCK?!?!
If you hit me with your dick and make light saber noises we are breaking up. I don't care if it's your birthday, you are not a sex Jedi.
So is singing the star wars theme as I put the condom on off limits?
Well... When your girlfriend fucks your sister, the 2 week courtesy window goes out the door.
I have a friend that keeps saying he wants to go bear hunting. Thought I would say just walk down church street at night. What intersection is it?
you kept saying "i will not *breathe* regret this *breathe* in the morning *breathe* i just gotta remember *breathe* to BREATHE"
Sorry I got completely naked in your bed, but I feel our friendship has grown because of it.
My passport was stamped in Canada two weeks ago. One step closer to uncovering wtf happened that night
I'm going to stop at grocery on the way home. I'm CRAVING wine from a sippy cup. We have neither wine nor sippy cups.
Congrats! Its a fuck boy!
Is it bad that I like to have a guy to flirt with in every class? I feel like it's excellent motivation: to shave, to shower and to show up.
Just did the "lost my phone, need #'s" post and I got a text saying "go ahead and save me as Ashley-DD because I know you will anyway. I think I love her.
Randomize
