So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
I could tell by the way he was holding my hand that he really liked you
The only thing that would make my night better is if William Shatner came and read me a bedtime story.
Someone tried to flush pizza down the toilet. Well, at least tried to
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Im in your car brotha dog. Its was unlocked, so im gonna sleep in it. well i mean i think its your car be your car.
I left puerto rico a week ago and my vagina still smells like coconut.
Is there a non-awkward way to tell a girl I work with that she looks just like my favourite pornstar?
I just found out the guy that lied and blew me off got arrested, his mugshot is online. Life is good.
Before you jump in that vagina remember there's a reason we call her Infectonator.
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Dry heaving on campus is my new low. Also, go pats
I'm literally spending $165 to fly to Arizona to have a sex road trip coming back
I just texted my mom from a strip club.
A condom just fell out of me. Happy Tuesday.
i gave head in a cab last night. get on my level.
Nothing wrong with a little cat scratch fever. You have toys?
A few, plus a dildo molded from a porn star that I've always been too intimidated of to actually use, but it's the apocalypse, and momma didn't raise no quitter.
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