my mom asked me how i could steal on a clear conscious and i told her it was because when i was younger she let me watch alladin and he did it.
The girl here has a popped collar. Can I slap her?
Yes. For all mankind please do.
we were on a sandy mattress. i was wearing a sweatshirt with a poodle on it and eating a whopper jr. i wouldn't have fucked me either.
oh yea it is. i was not expecting to look at a snowbank and just see flying mushrooms
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Before you say anything, my vagine does NOT discriminate against young dads
Talking to a male stripper. About the LSAT. Only in Vegas.
Why do the people I hook up with still exist after we're done?
You kept challenging people to a cartwheel contest...when someone finally agreed, you cartwheeled into some chicks face, then tried to propose to her as an apology. Fyi, she said no
the only two hours i was sober on this trip and i managed to break my toe. no one will believe this.
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Boobs have been pretty central in my life somehow lately which makes me question if I am truly gay
My life has hit a new low, I just licked MDMA of someone's bed.
I've faked every orgasm I've ever had, I think I can fake being sick for 8 hours.
I just made mac at 3:10 am... My life is falling apart...
Idk I've taught my 18 month old how to say nipple so kids aren't all bad
I just used a coke ridden $20 bill to buy Girl Scout cookies
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