watching a depressing episode of spongebob while high is the most depressing thing i have ever experienced
We just used hot candle wax from our joint lighting candle to make a bunch of new small ones how stoned are we
i guess i had fun last thursday night because when i got on the drunk bus this thursday night everyone immediatley started chanting my name and telling me to do a bus flip
whats a bus flip?
idk but apparently i invented it
Power hour was a bad idea. It turned into power 4 hours, then power puke. Then power sleep till 3.
Stormed out of the house in frustration and now I'm in public and have to take a rage dump. Today sucks.
Did I leave the house with out a shirt or socks?
Yea, you said you didn't need them cause she was going to take them off anyways and that it would "save time".
And I made some girl take out the trash, load and unload the dishwasher, swifter, and clean the counters. So don't act like I don't do anything.
Owwww. A manager/ employee sex scandal that DOES NOT involve me! SCORE!!!
I think that maybe Alyssa may of had too much to drink. is it normal for her to straddle random people in quizno's?
Like did he really think I just hit him up for dick !? It's 11:30 am , these ain't hoe hours
I had a dream that we had an entire sofa made out of cocaine.
This is not okay. I only like one boy. I should like 200 boys and be having wild unprecedented sex. Instead I like one boy whose a born again virgin.
Woke up next to a slice if pizza. From what i can tell I tried to plug it into my phone charger. No more blackout wednesdays for this girl.
Hungover at Subway, watching a business guy try to squeeze his way past my car to get into his. Bitch shouldn'ta parked over the line.
You truly are a temple of morality.
I am the night, I am justice, I am currently watching the fat biz guy pay a frat boy to back his car up for him so he can get in.
My horoscope should say: you're an alcoholic, get help today, Pisces
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