hey what are you doing
hooking up with some marlborough girl. shes gorgeous!
i texted you because i like you, and i told my freinds you were my fiance. but sine we're not dating you're not cheating and i'm pathetic
Somewhere in this world my second husband is in 9th grade.
youre totally missing out on eating your boogers right now. my entire face is numb
i got iced as i was inside of her. i fucking hate my friends
I've broken several federal laws in the name of sex.
Sooo just headbutted a stripper, meet you outside
I don't know what that means. But if you take off your pants, you'll probably get arrested.
So I wore a corset to school. Fuck laundry.
She actually purred while I was balls deep in her! I have never been so proud to buy plan b at 6:30 in the morning.
He's all enlightened and liberal. My next beefcake will be much more Neanderthal.
In going to go underground and live with the mole people for a while.
I'll tell you that it involved a pair of pliers and a trip to the ER.
I demand a full explanation right now.
I was planning out a scrapbook to memorialize my affair.......and that's when it hit me, I don't make good choices. On the upside, the scrap book came out great and I am glad I saved all the gate passes from the airport.
Because you put the dick in ridiculously amazing boyfriend. And you deserve to have nice things happen to your penis. That's why.
Say thank you and give him a blowjob.
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