I have two girls sleeping in my bed naked and I ended up making it to class, what were you saying about staying in on the weekdays?
I mean come on, he's the best quarterback in the state and doesn't even know how to put on condom
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they named it eva bongoria. i had to hit it based on the name alone.
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Trying to convince my mother to let me take some of my sisters Lortab to sell is not going well
you're being stingy. if you didnt want people to have sex on your couch, you shouldve specifically said so.
I'm trying to find candidates for my winter break hook up. I'm going to hold auditions thanksgiving break.
I only saw you for about 5 min, but you were rambling about how not even the whiskey could make you fight the skeleton guards.
You would think the bank would reward me for getting my account down to 3 cents without overdrafting it.
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the best part was at the strip club when he said he was "here to pick up my wife. she's up on stage.....wait that's my aunt". only in Ottawa.
Carver called his mom a milf again
Was it on purpose this time?
Good to know. If our sexting moves past early 1900s vernacular, I'll be sure to use that once or twice.
And I mean really who loses their phone in a tree
The dicks good but it's not two trains and a bus good.
If we were unicorns we would fly together. Like in a pack. A pack of flying unicorns
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