No, asshole. I'm not gay. But if I was I think I would do better than fucking Nick Lachey.
I was just tapping my foot in the bathroom at Penn Station just PRAYING for anonymous sex. You know how that goes.
so while we were having sex, he stuck it in my but, and when he finished he goes next time can we have anal. i don't know if that means im tight or my butt hole is loose, i choose to think the first one
I won't be sarcastic... just naked
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I probably shouldn't have slept with him. I feel like that may have given him the wrong idea.
Just stop talking to douche bags. How do you manage to attract every asshole within a 100 mile radius?
If i could answer that i wouldn't be so afraid to move to a more populated area
Did you make me take pictures of your ass last night because you fucked on some wet paint or did i dream that?
I drove two hours just to throw up on myself today at the beach. My family saw the whole thing and my younger cousin cried
okay i am so sorry that i pulled a knife on you last night but seriously that woman knows how to throw a party.
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well he got me up crazy early but i got pizza for breakfast and an electric blanket to sleep with sooo he passed the one night stand test.
I've never wanted to punch a 94 year old woman in the vagina, and then call her next of kin to tell them I just muff punched their Gam Gam until today.
So what your saying is I can use her desperation to my advantage. Fuck, this must be how pretty girls feel.
I think it's important to not involve Bar Food in any near future decisions.
Look, his dick is so good at being a dick that it makes me see God. And I don't even believe in God.
You went into my bathroom put on my bathrobe.. Said excuse me then went in my front yard and started yelling who ate my whopper..
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