Shit chicky whatchu wearin rt now, ur skins?
Oh dear, kinda... in ur sweats!
U look good, r we getting naked in ur car?
Ugh I have so many sins to confess tmw at church, you just made me think of many more I've made on that street alone
Sadly no. But I was pantsless when they came to get me. Which made me miss you...
I realized that I earned the name Classy cassie as i was throwing up vodka slushie in my bed with a guy I know by the name extacy boy
Cant decide who was more of a mess the morning after... me when i passed out in the bathroom stall or you when you sprayed yourself down with hairspray thinking it was sunblock
no one is here. wer drinking in the beer garden in the dark and we stole a bucket of blue paint off the sidewalk. now her legs are blue.
She sucks dick like Beethoven on piano, but talking to her is like Simple Jack in Tropic Thunder. Still working out the pros vs cons list.
All I remember is intermittent flashes of being passed out on the side of the road 3 or 4 different times. And telling him to just leave me there and I would walk home in the morning.
There's jack Daniels coming out of my eyes instead of tears.
So. How about you can get tequila certified...
You might call them booze related cuts, I call it "partying so hard you sweat blood"
Sweet. Well pat yourself on the back this penis just burst back into the the game and the vaginas of millions
It was only in the sobering silence of the wilderness on the mountain, after I was too tired to talk anymore and I also didn't want to tell Julian that we were lost, that I realized how super tripped out I had been the entire time...
I told you I missed you and you said you missed me as much as you miss a urinary tract infection. I get it. You're still mad.
don't worry dude i have your phone, text me when youre gonna come get it
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