So is chris hansen cool in person? Or is it just awkward while you wait for the cops?
He was actually able to throw up in the bucket from the top bunk. im impressed.
oh my god its dad's weekend for the sororities i can't wait to throw up in front of all these parents
I miss vodka workout Fridays
Tornado booty call.. dedication
i feel like there is just so much pressure to sex him up, its like the weight of the world is on my vagina.
I'm gonna have sex with my clothes on and I'll know everyone there so I'll be in my comfort zone
Im pretty sure that girl just said "Im taking you home even if your girlfriend has to come too." Why are we here again?
I was peeing in the bathroom at this house party when a guy just casually stumbles out of the shower
I better not get a vid of you penile helicoptering
Note to self don't stop having sex during an earthquake! I call it a 6.1 orgasm!
If he doesn't give you the same feelings you get when the pizza guy arrives, he's probably not worth it.
Who knew she had talents apart from chugging wine spritzers
I just woke up in his bed.. in a cardboard castle, with a Justin Bieber poster on the ceiling staring down at me, cuddling with 4 empty PBR cans. I win.
Woke up to find that I was cock blocked by no more than three people.
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