We drank from noon till 5 am, there was adderall and nice jews involved it was just crazy
I dont like him- his parents were home and he hid me in his closet like anne frank
She has a t-rex face on a stuart little body.
Yea. But u kept saying "as long as she doesn't have aids" so I was concerned
My RA just gave me tips on how to have discreet shower sex. Were we that loud?
Either call me back or tell me you're in jail. For fucks sake. If this is a cop, just help out. national league.
i get the sense she is planing new and exciting ways to physically harm me during sex
I have never smelled more like a drunk mariachi band than I do right now.
Going to the u of w I constantly have that moment of, oh hey I felt you up at that rave at folk fest that one time. Winnipeg is too small.
I have more sex toys than shoes - HOW AM I SINGLE?!?!?
I stood in my living room with two beers in my hand asking these said beers if they were going to drink each other. I then insisted that I would drink them and chugged both. Happy Halloween.
Dude. Photoshop a Santa hat on your mug shot and send it as your Christmas cards.
was I atleast graceful when I feel down that flight of stairs and broke my hand?
Hate my fucking roommates.... Seriously, who the FUCK peels potatoes in the bathroom sink?!
So there we are, fucking beneath the Christmas tree and I glance up and see one of the local Jehovah's witnesses staring in horror through the decorative glass in the front door. I'm so proud of us.
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