I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
Do ugly people know they are ugly?
The quiet ones do.
she was so "full of love" from watching twilight that she came over and gave me a handjob. when does the next movie come out?
they were just spraying pledge on themselves and calling it lemon cologne.
I wish I had a waterproof laptop so that I would watch porn in the shower.
I can't believe all I ate yesterday was half a turkey sandwich and 20 finger licks of exctasy.
she was pooping while we were on video chat. new level of love.
He just found another high guy at wal-mart. There now friends. His friend is eating a cupcake
Why doesn't he get that I would rather give him blow jobs than be in a relationship?
So he was supposed to be helping me with my math but instead we ended up drinking coconut rum in his basement and having sex. I think my mom was right, getting a tutor will be good for me. Relieves the stress.
You ever just wake up and decide, today I'm going to eat a whole bag of fritos and a tub of cream cheese
I'm honestly considering asking her if I can eat her out, as a friend.
Also, my aunt grabbed my phone and downloaded the scriptures. Apparently I need Jesus.
You cried for a while then lifted lots of weights then cady's ex put glitter on your tits and then you took a nap. I got you pizza and brought you home. Nothing too exciting.
Not gonna lie: had to look up how to spell fellatio. Not sure I spelled it right even now. Looks like a Shakespearean character. ENTER FELLATIO, SOLILOQUIZING.
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