Duck Duck Cougar?
I told her we could go facebook official. If she ups the oral.
is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
You should swallow it and be like the ticking crocodile. Only you play Still of the Night.
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My cousin just told me i smelled good. She must like the smell of cum.
whore
I'm pregaming with America's Best Dance Crew.
Do a shot everytime Lil' Mama mispronounces a word.
Chasing bourbon with pepto... Dedication.
my mom just cut me up lemons and limes so i would have some vitamins with my tequlia
you're my knight in shining pee-resistant armor
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Middle of vacation, he walked into an audition for a Broadway musical in a drunken stupor. I think he got the part.
So we played the stone cold theme song and continued to chug 2 beers at once and everyone just looked in shock
You were just so carefree! People were like, "there's broken glass everywhere" and you were just like, IDGAFFFFFFF
"Accidentally" bump into him after class.
I'm gonna "accidentally" put his dick in my mouth.
Wandering around the streets of Baltimore at two in the afternoon. Just offered a job as a stripper. Think I should accept?
Try an internship first, see if you enjoy it.
I hate being the first one to text him all the time...I feel like Iook desperate to get laid when the reality is that im just really horny and he has a/c...
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