We're hooking up, I have a toothbrush at her place, and yet on leaving her apartment a minute ago we said goodbye with a hi five. WTF?
You're upset about this?
he quoted Bring It On. It's over.
I wish they made sweatshirts for legs
you mean pants?
i was so worried that when his hands were down my pants he was going to find the weed i stole from him
First night in the new apartment. There are 12 people here i don't know, Tequila, and a crying girl locked in our bathroom. I think the apartment christening is complete.
Nope, just sitting on the couch, eating an advent calendar, being depressed about the herps.
He's 11. You dont draw dicks on 11 year olds, i dont care if he ate your lasagna
Of all the things I am low enough to do, how could you even doubt if that was one of them?
Ahh you know it's going to be a long day when you mistake a beer for a sprite at 10:30 in the morning while babysitting
i'm totally cool with all the dick sucking you're doing down there, but as your brother i think i'm supposed to warn you our parents will be home in 5
She said pants are for pussies while spooning peanut butter onto her frosted flakes with a serving spoon. She's not even high yet.
I figure even if it starts out as just sex I can bang him into loving me
well, you know. whores of a feather.
Why do pants feel so unnatural once you enter your own house
I just got yelled at by a stripper for being a tease.
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