he only lasted 2 minutes. he said it was because i was so pretty. i'm not sure what to feel right now.
trying to figure out who visited the hillshire farms website enough for it to be in my top sites.
We're having the conversation about what happened last night, all we can come up with is that we came home, drank two litres of lemonade, I took one of her seizure pills and we fell asleep with sabrina the teenage witch on
it's fine if we fail the bar, we were never going to satisfy the moral character requirement anyway
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I took the chef home. His dick even tasted like garlic
Holy fuck, spaghetti burritos are the best idea I've ever had.
Apparently my face was in the trashcan and in between throw ups I was screaming LOS DIABLOS. I woke up this morning with a bird flying around my room. Nobody seems as concerned as I am.
The smell came through my closed door. His farts are made of rendered tires, and apparently, ghosts.
I am seriously thinking about wearing a blanket as a cape. So when I pass out tonight the blanket might keep me warm.
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Dude random question. Where you with me when the vulture got electrocuted from the power lines and fell on the sidewalk in front of us?
I JUST LIKE FLANNEL, NOT VAGINAS! OK?
I was eating pickles straight from a jar, contemplating doing something productive. What did I miss?
hotelroom bed is big enough to masturbate in, but small enough to not want to sleep in it after you've masturbated in it
So I ended the trip with two cold sores, poison ivy on my leg and vagina, and no alcohol or weed. WORST. 4TH. OF. JULY. EVER.
I just saw a guy walking down the street without a shirt on and holding a samari sword....
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