how do you clear previous safari searches on an iPhone? i asked my brother to google something for me and "big penis" "empire chinese food" and "reverse cowgirl" popped up.
i have a feeling he has a nice dick. i can just sense it.
I cant even remember his name or what he looked like. all I remember is what the tattoo on his forearm looked like.
well, he kindof looked like a walmart greeter. I tried to stop you
she ate the whole pudding cup using only her tongue. i'm considering going lesbian for her
they named it eva bongoria. i had to hit it based on the name alone.
I woke up on the ground next to a bed of naked men. I'm either a drunken genius or the enemy....
Responsibility: Hiding your beer when your DWI clients who are out on bond come to talk to you at bars.
What part of drinking with my mom makes you think i'd get naked
All of it
We're going to party like we don't have spanx on
I just got hit with cramps and found a mystery pill. I'm gonna stay put for an hour and at least see what happens.
Yo this huge scar on my head from the car accident is truly a vag magnet. Probably because I'm telling people I was attacked by a mountain lion and killed it with my bare hands. But hey when life gives you lemons, you use them to get pussy
I just want to sing to him and rub baby oil on his head
He accepted my bet of 5 bucks to bike home completely naked. Never got asked about the 5 bucks, guess he enjoyed it too much
Ohhhhhh, that night......I need to stop drinking, almost all of my conversations that take place Wed thru Sun after 8:30 are one blurry haze.
I just described cereal to my mother as "acoustic breakfast soup".
who is this
Randomize
