I'm too scared of my Fleshlight to even use it anyway.
Why does lindsey know I was naked in the kitchen?
If I've learned one thing today? Blow jobs get you to state championships.
Alright. Who did it? Who's bangin' the ump?
hey boys, thanks for all the pictures of your dick you took with my camera last night...they were really nice to stumble upon while reliving my night in the breakroom today at work
I think it was the chocolate body paint and awesome blowjob that finally made us official.
I just noticed that my shirt smells like coffee after eating out a Barista
He showed up to fuck me at the same time the pizza guy did. It was like everything I needed just showed up at my stoop.
You kept saying "sir officer" which would have been polite and helped you if it wasn't a female. She was pissed.
They nicknamed me the gargoyle. Sex with me is getting gargoyled. The last one I fucked yelled "gargoyle me" for dirty talk. I think fucking me is part of their pledging initiation. Somewhat OK with this.
Omfg amy I'm not kidding you I think a blow job is what landed me in the hospital
Last night was a "wash hands with dog shampoo" kind of night
You said "this is only my eighth drink" with like 6 separate drinks
how do you know everyone's mad at you?
I just woke up feeling shameful
there's no judgement here...i was recently just fingered in my dorm hallway while having a conversation with 5 people.
That moment when you’re at the doctor to give a sperm sample you’re only getting 3G so the porn is buffering
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