No, he attached a coozie to his crutches so he can carry his beer around the party.
Who just wakes up in their own bed and assumes "I probably blew some guy last night"
oh, i've got big weekend plans. on an unrelated note, do you think viagra will work if the guy is roofied?
Dammit labor day drinking cancelled due to 3 inch long table saw cut to palm
You know it's a good Halloween party when a guy wearing a light-up sombrero offers you blow.
It just wouldn't be valentines day if i didn't invite 90% of the guys i've slept with to go to the strip club with me
He posted a picture from Senor Frogs. I don't remember where that bikini came from and my sombrero is PERPENDICULAR. Safe to say it was one hell of a day
He called his dick the "gentle giant"
Anyway, all that to say that tiny penises are a hassle.
They're the one who can profit the most when given the opportunity for blackmail.
At least that's how I've always seen it whenever I've been the Designated Driver.
That simultaneously explains everything and makes me very very terrified of you.
I just my had my first cup of coffee in a week. I think I might orgasm.
I'm not totally useless... You can use me as an example of what not to do
Did you just correct my spelling of a made up word?
No, I just was using your word in plural form
THEY'RE HAVING SEX ON A HORSE AND THE HORSE DOESN'T EVEN CARE.
Dude I may be rolling but there's no way I can make up a 12 ft tall giant green man waving to me right now
False alarm, security just told me it's a radio tower
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