He was wearing a Knicks jersey I had to go home with him. it was a rough season.
It's only 4 pm and I'm already way past my preferred quota of "could have died" moments
it took you forty minutes to realize it was a gay bar.
I could be wrong, but im pretty sure i jumped off the roof after my lighter.
we fucked the fort apart but we'll rebuild it after we get some drinks.
I'm going to see if it catches on fire again, then I'll make the decision.
I've never been to a "going away to jail" cookout. do we bring a present?
Sometimes you get drunk and fall out of a car. I never said it was glamorous.
Then you shook your fists at the sky and explained to us that losing a sneeze is like losing an orgasm
Yeah, first time I've shit my pants in my twenties... I'm thinking about putting it on my Facebook timeline
Steve brought 6 joints and 2 bottles of makers mark, Josh shat himself in the pool, and Amy blew me. Hope that extra 3 dollars an hour for working overnights is still worth it.
Fuck you and your widespread penis snapchat
Well Jon got a DUI sleeping in the back seat so I thought the trunk was safer. BUT WHO CARES WHY JUSE PLEASE COME LET ME OUT!
I might have to quit marching band. It's affecting my drinking schedule
God... We're terrible. I'm so proud of us.
I know! It makes me feel all warm inside. Or maybe that's just me getting closer to hell.
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