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I'm telling lies about you to make you look like a good person
we just decided that lesbian tuesdays are a must, as of tomorrow.
This is the kind of period I feel I should name out of respect to the fact I might have just gotten lucky this time.....
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this is a time for prayers...seriously
let us hold hands and pray.. sweet baby jesus please bring us some sweet sweet man loving this homecoming weekend to aid our lonely vaginas it has been a long couple of weeks amen.
I ate cinnamon toast crunch. I'm officially out of the puke zone. Blackout drunk Friday. WHAT IS GOOD.
For future reference, Twizzlers CAN leave welts.
hot buttered vodka was not a success. on any level.
I thought he was being really sweet and protective when he pulled me away from the guy i was hooking up with, but turns out he just wanted me to get chicken nuggets with him...
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Come get me we have a petting zoo to throw up in.
I think pretend fucking a camel is a good thing to do downtown. They loved me.
I hope Team Snapchat has been enjoying our sex snaps all this week.
You made out with both twins? Ten points to you!
It was really strange. I feel like I had sex with a synchronized swimmer.
It's like his penis moved in and did some interior decorating without telling me first...
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