real busy. everything is packed. thats why we ended up at the strip club
He looks like Jesus, if Jesus had let himself go.
come over
yeah sure
wait who is this again? my contacts got deleted...but tell me and ill be there in 10
in spanish class. the girl next to me asked what Galapagos were. i told her they were islands. now she thinks Galapagos means islands in spanish
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just jacked off in the bed i was conceived in.
she took out her dip, threw up, and put it back in. it was like a scene from Nick and Nora's trip to the trailer park.
Bought a water-proof vibrator. Rubber ducky is no longer the one that makes bathtime so much fun.
It was actually pretty good. His cock is as fat as the rest of him and I took out my contacts so I couldn't see him clearly.
What about.....a game of twister and....wait..nevermind. I've hit my cap for sexualizing things today.
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You tried to sit down... There was a distinct lack of couch.
Well, our assistant supervisor caught us on the back stairs...he invited us on a double date with his fiance and him. I guess our job approves of the relationship?
Did you know there is a guy on the porch, wrapped in your snuggie, singing no woman no cry and drinking wine coolers?
You can't just snapchat me a picture of a pregnancy test and then not answer your phone
So I wore my ankle step-counter exercise thingy while I rode him. Don't fuck him- I only burned .2 pounds.
Do you think Ashley had her twin sister tag in for our date? The sex was different and I think a mole was missing
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