What I wanna know is who took a picture eiffel towering her?
Listen up tinkerbell, You're gonna come to the bar, hit on some fat chicks, and step up when I punch someone in the face.
I'm so bored right now i'm literally Googleing all the possible ways to get high with household items as my mom is sitting in front of me..
my longitudinal study of the long term effects of sloth and alchol-intake is nearly complete.
so you are graduating this semester.
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Did u see the proverb she left as a comment on my picture?
When you get to his house tomorrow, follow your instincts. Find the cat first.
i am an animal i am literally locking myself in my house and not coming out for a week i don't deserve to be in public
Yeah she let me pull the goalie and wear my USA flag like a cape since it was the first day of the world cup
Donald Trump looks like someone photoshopped hair onto a dick pic.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Thanks to a bad fart decision during a production meeting, I am now on my way to Target to buy new pants. How is your day?
Is that your mom climbing in your window dude
All because of that GODDAMNED MIKE PENCE.
Dashing through the vodka, in a tinder swiping rage, all the fuck boys get a no, laughing all the way.
I don't think Buddha would recommend a sexscpade across Mexico
Im just drunk enough to admit that I miss Hannah Montana.
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