I'm youtube-ing children's choirs. Am I adorable? Or am I a child predator?
Predator. Straight up.
yay america 4th of july drinking game. take a drink every time you hear or see a firework, finish your drink for a mention of mj or the gosselins, a shot for the words democracy,hope, freedom, terrorism
last night was fun... but i spent all morning tring to get the candle wax out of my chest hair. We did use candles last night?
sitting next to michael phelps in the airport. wonder if he's carrying...
You were sad because he was "taking it out on the plant"
Too high to move please buy hi-c and pour it in my mouth in exchange I will marry your first born child
they drunkenly created an obstacle course for the poor hamster and its ball.
finally remembered how I know that chick in my history class. she made and fed me ramen when I was wasted!
I was full on naked standing in his room and I just said "this isn't me" and left.
I woke up in your kitchen with my ID in my hand and my nails were painted electric blue. Dude.... never let me have fireball again.
He left stubble rash on my thighs and cooked me bacon before 9am. I need to lock this down STAT
He's driving 2 hours to visit me and he's bringing weed. I love him so much.
i had to win in rock paper scissors, get called a fat whore, and make two dudes get in a fight so we could call next game on the table and you make zero cups. thanks asshole.
Coffee and girl scout cookies. Breakfast of champions.
Get fucked.
She shouldn’t care what consenting adults do behind closed doors
You do realize it was her husband you were hooking up with behind that door, right?
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