nobody is as good of a wingman as me. i make whoever im with look like mark wahlberg during his underwear model phase
please explain to me why there is a shopping cart in my living room.
Scott woke me up by cracking a beer open in my face. Best friends are awesome.
she was home schooled till college. were she learned how to give the most amazing blowjobs is still a mystery.
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As he was under the stripper backwards, he yelled "we should totally be facebook friends"
That sucks about the drama. But hey, it's always a good day when you see someone get tazed!
I was high and he had on a gorilla suit. Of course I had to take a picture with him
Your a disgrace to smokers everywhere
Im blowing my nose and the only thing coming out is beer
Annnnddddd this chick is using a hand puppet made of a sock to give her research presentation...
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I was doing drugs in the men's room so my employee went in to the woman's for the same reason but left proof and got caught. Had to fire him cuz I bogarted his dope spot. Awesome.
Pagan metal show. There is a folk dance happening in the mosh pit. Also, I have no idea where we are.
If I show up to the mall alone looking like I do to purchase a vibrator and some Japanese food, I would judge me too.
She was chasing her shots with beefaroni and I think I fell in love.
I just put vagisil on my bug bites how do you think my morning is going
Well, he kept asking me if I was going to murder him once we got upstairs. It sort of killed the mood.
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