Can we switch to phone sex? This is starting to get awkward...
I am choosing my outfit based on how fast I can get it off. Please help.
apparently he thought telling me 'the weasel wants to come out to play' would somehow convince me to go down on him
The secrurity code on my debit card is 420, can not lose this card.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
We fucked in my basement while hiding from the cops.. And now his Facebook picture is him and others holding up there MIP's in front of my house.. I feel obligated to add him as a friend.
this lesbian fantasy crush is getting WAY out of hand. just spent an entire meeting staring at her long fingers thinking, "oh those could be fun"
Wearing the flip cup varsity team sweatshirt was the best descision of my life.
there's a guy in the del taco parking lot doing pushups. let's be his friends
I Pavlov-trained him by smacking him in the nuts anytime I caught him looking at another girl in public. To this day, he's afraid to break eye contact with me in a restaurant if a tall busty blonde walks in.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Pulled a muscle in my back masturbating. But still listed as probable.
why am i naked
you took off your clothes at the party and some guy took them home
He drives a tundra! Of course I fucked him. Im just saying eventually im going to need help moving and he has a nice truck. Its like thank you for later on
my morning attempts to try to have sex with him was interrupted by the passion of the christ parade going on outside my house
You are talking to me during sexting hours. Be careful, innuendos are taken seriously
I just drunkenly emailed my feminist dissertation as a resignation letter for my call center job. What am I doing with my life!?
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