would you consider him our boss?
technically yes
then technically i slept with our boss
JoAnns office is warmer than mine. . .it must be because she has the gateway to hell under her desk.
I'm going to but the new Playboy with Chelsea Handler on the cover. I'm pretty sure it's the only time buying a Playboy will make me gayer...
i chipped my tooth tryin to cut thru her pantyhose. that stuff is bulletproof.
Well he's not a stripper, so we're already doing better than my last date.
I swear if it wasn't for meeting for drug dealers @ gas stations, i would never remember to get gas.
It's just a condom. Most people would commend me for saying I was going to start using them, and you're acting like I'm going to try heroin.
We eventually get in a cab (after david tried to hail multiple regular cars and some sort of shuttle bus)
Homegirl just dropped a candle on the floor major party foul. Thought it make you feel better.
I'm not upset because i like you. I'm upset because I can't use you for the sex anymore.
I think I'm goin to jail but either way I had a blast.
Need you on the dancefloor. Hungry and lonely.
Then I'll go home and you two can do whatever two same sex heterosexual soul mates do
The worst part about living in a small town is partying with your pharmacist and then having to buy Plan B from him the next morning.
So technically I made out with my second cousin this weekend... But it's by marriage and I'm adopted, so it's ok.
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