Drunk x Brooklyn = problems getting home. If I don't make it you can have my computer and my bitches. You're welcome.
Nothing says true friendship like 2 people bonding over potentially having AIDS.
thats the 2nd threesome ive been accused of this week
Even the paramedic said "what a way to kill a party"
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I was pissing in the urinal at the concert and some drunk chick ran in and yelled 'but the lines to fucking long' then ran out with 10 state troopers chasing her... Yeah
I JUST SAW A SIGN LANGUAGE CATFIGHT
Why is there a chicken nugget nailed to my front door?
Remind me not to get naked underneath a tree I'm allergic to again.
You know those twins i had a crush on in grade school? Just woke up between them. Best. Party. EVER.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
went out last night. woke up with a lisp.
Someone stole a lamp last night.
While strippers were eating ones out of my boobs, several sources claimed trump shared classified info with the russians. We should get hammered on Mondays more often, bitch.
Sometimes i wish my vagina automatically turned itself off when i'm legally drunk.
I just sold Adderall to a priest, im not quite sure how I feel about this situation
Probably not. Getting pulled over and puking my guts out on the side of the road in front of the cop and him making fun of me, was not my finest moment. Plus I lost my debit card.
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