On a list of weird places to get a bj, how weird is in the basement of a pharmacy
i told her my name was noah and she leans in and whispers "that makes me so wet." ive never been more thankful for the Notebook
Mustard is by no means a replacement for yellow wall paint
Just saw a porn entitled "Nad Biter". Redheads are now forever out of the picture.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
what is the most politically correct way to ask if he still hangs out with the guy that has blue hair and make meth in his car?
Also, you tried to make me learn all of the presidents, in order, with a picture book as an aid. At 4 am. What the fuck?
I dealt with the imported moonshine, but when the cocaine came out, I had to get the fuck out of there
I'm so lazy and tired i just want to cry and fall asleep in a bed of egg mcmuffins.
Btw, I feel the need to make sure we have no misunderstanding about this. So here goes. I'll happily mess around with you again. However, I probably won't do it while you're dressed like a creepy clown. Or any clown.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
well whats the tarot card for I'm totes going to be schlobbing his cob? because that's in his future.
I've decided to become a librarian so I can drunkenly quote The Mummy and have it be legit.
OH MY GOD did i pee on you?!
So our night ended with 6 cruisers, a fire truck, and an ambulance. Also, lots of blood. How was yours?
I woke up and couldn't find her. She had somehow managed to get into the closet and lock herself in. She was crying for her boyfriend. Thirsty Thursday at its finest
it is time to test the effects of half a loaf of bread and overconfidence on the human body
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