Car fucking is for special occasions like birthdays and bank holidays. Don't want to lose the magic by making it an everyday thing.
i would rather give Shaq a handjob than take this accounting final
After that we used the in-room hotel coffee pot to warm up some queso. it was brilliant
Her face was so far in my boobs, I didn't think she'd make it out. She took it like a man. She's a real trooper.
we where pretty evenly matched until he threw me through that wall
its likemy ribs anf my hesrt aew cuddlingn
I have to date her. We need a place to stay when we go tailgating.
There's puke on my pillow. I'm still wearing my wedges. And I have a cab drivers number clutched in my fist.
it's my birthday, i should be around people i want to fuck
You can achieve whatever you wish in your imagination with some help from drugs
I'd probably lick every tooth in Carly Rae Jepson's fucking mouth.
Teen Choice Awards are on if your wondering.
Don't have sex in a tent there are so many opportunities for infections
The Uber driver took us to a Waffle House. We didn't even say anything when we got in. MAGIC.
This reminds me of the time you were crying and puking in the toilet at that party while i did shots of tequila in between blow drying your feet. miss you!
Our baby is creepy.
That's how we know it's ours. haha
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