Phease come get me i thought i was in a place i don't even understand
for halloween i should be pregnant. what is scarier than that?!
Apparently I added "small children" to my likes on facebook. glad to know that's where my subconscious is at.
i didnt mean to paint the dog... it just kinda happened
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I thought we agreed I wasn't a screamer?
we were hanging out in his room and he decided to play WoW.. so i took off all my clothes while he wasn't paying attention and laid on his bed and started playing with myself.
did he notice?
of course he didn't notice.. he was playing a fiesty level 1 fucker that wouldn't give up..
HOnestly. That's my one goal for this whole trip. I don't give a shit about souvenirs or sand. I want penis.
You were fucking on a porch at a party, not much privacy should be expected
This has been the most pleasant arrest experience I've ever had.
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I feel like there should be a database and you screen your boyfriend's scrotum and all the fucked up shit they've done goes on file.
I tripped while walking across the stage and while trying to pick my diploma back up my flask fell out in front of the dean
How do I cancel buying spotify premium for two homeless people?
Well I can't be held accountable to know every which time you slid a finger here or slid a finger there. I'm way too busy getting close to climaxing to document these things.
why do guys have to express their feelings when they know your seeing someone else ? I fucked him anyways to make him feel better , and to know what he's missing.
I need to go to St. Louis more often. The brides sorority sisters were practically fighting over me once they heard I work on Wall St.
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