your thong is hanging out like whoa
his profile picture is a blurry one of him holding a beer. i recognized him instantly.
He warned me he may piss the bed. I'm oddly okay with this.
downstairs . braiding the drunk passed out girls hair, she will thank us In the morning
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Dude found out there's an open bar at the celebration of life thing for my grandma which is at noon. Now I know why I can drink so much
He was president of his frat and had a clap on disco ball in his room... or course I slept with him
Just saw the german running around on campus. Thought of his small penis.
As you should.
Classic dick move. Breaking up your buddies 3-some by coming into his room and doing the Harlem Shake.
I just want nice things and good sex
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I feel like if he almost got me pregnant once, i can at least say hi in a bar
woke up and somehow me leather belt got torn in half. either we partied with the hulk or some chick just could not wait to see my dick. probably the former tho
Let me know. Show me one boob if yes. 2 if no
How many of my Tinder dates can my Christian roommate accidentally meet in the hallway at 3am before she's horrified and moves out?
That was my first party and they were so suprised that this little freshman girl was a FUCKING BEER PONG QUEEN.
Oh my God it's like my cock was dipped in lava
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