i've counted 4 condom wrappers but only 3 condoms. not again.
Note to self: Don't teach the naked lap rule in beer pong until after youve made a cup..
Its official. 'Jingle Bell Rock' gives me a boner. Thank you Lindsay Lohan & Rachel McAdams.
It's ok I'm watering my plants with a 40 in my camelback, people are staring
He won't sleep with me again until I commit...
Run. There is other dick in the sea, less clingy dick.
no you're not allowed back
come on. everbeers was a great idea. you fucks had a great night
I think its pretty common. 1 out of every 4 people probably have a stripper's phone # in their phone.
TOUCH YOURSELF. DO IT.
I don't think that's how you're supposed to sext
I have alcoholic tendencies but you know what? College
Jesus, you make out with one twin then sleep with the other and suddenly they don't want to play soccer with you... So sensitive...
Yes but funny for a 45 year old hell bent on reliving her college days by giving body shots and hand jobs. Not necessarily in that order
Have you seen him ? Seriously. No one is that straight.
I just made a dick pic collage. Let me just tell you,there is no comparison to the latest!
Refresh my memory....were we forced to leave or did we choose to leave?
Definitely went to court without a bra and panties because Mr. LastNight’s dog stole them. I guarantee you I was the only lawyer going commando in court
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