well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
Had sex with him. My tampon is now in my brain. May need surgery.
I like daylight savings. I don't care if it's 4 oclock it's not daydrinking if it's dark out
seek help.
your suggestions for charades were, getting sucked into an aircraft turbine, getting raped by a dolphin, and having sex with a vacuum cleaner. you got your own, and actually used a vacuum cleaner as a prop.
I'm gonna get drunk and through up on the first happy couple I see.
Also, just grabbed a bunch of "tuxedo black" condoms. formal, anyone?
Just threw the poptarts. Sgits boutta go Down. 1 liter of wine
So i forgot that my head is completely wrapped in gauze, and tried to do the "come hither" look. He think's i'm brain damaged
i'm about to rub a glazed donut on my face just so it feels like you're here
i just peed with my friends in your backyard... do you still live here
Sometimes you just need a break, and sometimes you also need to get stoned on these breaks. I sound like some kind of fucked up mr rogers when I say shit like that.
So I dropped $130 while buying shots for an army ranger, got my fake taken, almost went to jail, and came out of my black out when I was talking to the cops with a stolen detour sign in my hands.
she and her cat are both sick as fuck so they just sat there looking at each other with her nose dripping on the cat's. both out of fucks
i just woke up to her giving me a toothy BJ so I had to break into your bedroom and steal about 4 condoms. Sorry for waking you. :(
Well I only snuggle him I don't hump him. That's rude.
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