on a scale of one to ten, how awkward would it i told him i had to go change my tampon and then left?
11
It wasn't awkward until he started humming the Rocky theme song in the middle of fucking
She is totally STD
Is it a bad omen that my phone auto corrects dtf to STD
we were having sex and she freaked out when i said nipple
Come scavenge bits of tuna out of my chest hair
Decided to go explore a half built apartment complex at 4 a.m and leave a 3 block obstacle course in the alley ways on the way home.
took adderall before wrapping presents, ended up making paper snowflakes for two hours
i thought i should point out that whatever else you can say about me, i've still gotten high with a midget.
We fucked through the entire Destiny's Child album, it was a beautiful thing.
I just rode a horse than walked onto my property in boarshorts, flip flops, and holding a 40. What do I win?
the evidence suggests last night I either took a bath in beer or drank 18 beers while in the bath. either one sounds good to me. sad i don't remember it
He ended up buying the equivalent of dinner at a Mexican place, in weed
Hoping to get a pic of me on the tractor with an erection for you one of these days.
Sex in a tree, bucket list CHECK!
That was the most spiritually awakened shit I have ever taken.
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