As far as classy things to do in front of your ex go, throwing up on your own shirt is not one of them.
if you could put a roof over IU campus it would be the biggest whorehouse in the nation
Dude dan is so baked he taped his remote to the futon so he couldn't lose it again. Come over here
She keeps referring to it as an "us" Either she is seriously mistaken on what fuck buddies are or she learned another meaning of the word "us"
Wednesday. Otherwise known, to you at least, as "there are two gay men in my bed" day.
He's just giving off this "someone be a bitch to me" vibe
He always takes me to get taco bell after we hook up in his car. It's sort of become a booty call tradition.
What are your plans?
Get picked up. Convince you to leave work. Smoke. Drink. Fly helicopters.
I think I just wanna go buy some jack at the liquor store, come home, take my pants off, and not give a shit about stuff
Only you could successfully troll for dick at a Hillel bake sale.
I spent three hours in the ER last night to figure out that my friend just had to take a shit
My brother is chasing tequila with vodka. Not sure how it will turn out, but I like his style.
Today will be the day I throw up in my backpack in the middle of class
Yeah I knew you'd like him. He's emotionally and physically self destructive.
We would have so much to talk about!
It's difficult when the romantic and the hedonist in me are fighting. I want him to respect me and hopefully pursue an actual relationship, but then I remember he fucks like a GOD and loves my kink. Oh, life's hard.
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