what if I'm pregnant?
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is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
im six kinds of drunk right now
On a scale of 1 to last weekend, how hungover are you?
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OH GOD PAJAMAS ARE SUCH A HARD CONCEPT RIGHT NOW
Im trying to find an appropriate gift to your mom for getting both you and your sister on birth control within a week, any suggestions?
There were slices of bread pasted to the wall with peanut butter this morning. I don't want to know
It wasn't a threesome, it was me making out with one while looking at the other one screaming "does this make you jealous?"
Also, the drinking age in Japan is 20. At what point in the sky am I allowed to start downing alcohol?
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That bitch ruined vodka saturday
ill give you food and tequilla and penis and joy
Exactly. Motivated vaginas are the best kind of vagina
Not my type, but the penis looks fun.
Vagina status: the swelling is going down.
Please tell me that nice older woman you're with at the bar is not your comp&lit professor.
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