in jail i did the beyonce ass shake for the police officers & called Sally from my collect phone in my cell & started singing "im in JAAAIL IM IN JAAAIL",
Living right is spending a lot of time in someone's ass
doing shots has become such a natural thing to me that i just instinctively swallowed listerine
ya i found him eventually. hes the only one who drinks guiness so I just had to follow the darkest green puke trail
She told me to wait on the sofa while she freshened up. She's been in the bathroom for an hour. I have a bad feeling about this.
Why is there not a 'day after acid' genre. Or even a pandora station or something.
he seriously made his penis a facebook.
Everything is fine now . The coast guard said we just can't take the inflatable trampling out past the break way anymore
Sadness tears and throw up everywhere
I'll still trying to understand the context of your "punch her with my cock" comment.
oh, so if i go friday and she's there, you are going to be my sponsor for not banging the crazy chick
I'm worried my skin won't stretch enough to handle this boner. Then what?
Oh fuck. There is like a human shit on the sidewalk. I hate this place.
Please send pictures of any nice new years ladies you run across in town, as I've forgotten what women look like.
Not as great as when your drunk mom grabbed my junk, but better than when your sober grandma sacktapped me and grabbed my butt.
Randomize
