Pride was great cause we really can now appreciate how far we've come as gay people!
Doll, if you're still fucking strangers behind the WeHo Sonic while high on E then we've come as far as 2003...
i was having this nice romantic moment with my girlfriend. then jimmy came in and peed on the fridge
after you took your Demerol you started flying around and talking like the robot ship on the movie Stealth. then you licked my iPhone and declared the mission a success.
her boobs were like sundried tomatoes..
I just found a Chris Hansen soundboard online, care to guess what I'll be doing all day?
It is obvious to me now why clam chowder & beer aren't a good combo.
dude, I'm listening to "I believe I can fly", i'm high, and driving. this is so amazing.
Nothing like playing hide and seek with a state patrol officer early in the morning to get your heart rate up.
I told him the only reason I'd sleep with him is if we have a threesome because I'll need moral support
So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
I don't want to inconvenience you with my dick\n\n
This friendship isnt goin to work if you dont respond to my drunk texts
Had a one night stand and didnt remember the guys name until he started sending me poems in the mail.
What did you do with the dog when you went into the club?
coat checked
And ANOTHER guy that I once got naked is doing gay porn now. Wtf? Am I the audition?!
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