I feel like a panda just shit rainbows on my mind
I never thought that I'd ever use the phrase "and the resulting ice cream explosion" seriously at work...
and he thought i came like four times in 2 mins. my leg just kept cramping up
If a man's penis is referred to as "the family jewels" does that make a woman's vagina a jewelry box?
I made her cum... she sounded like Ray Romano
then my gynecologist said "its like opening up buried treasure"
I think there was chlamydia in those woods.
He tried to use a signal flare to light the bong
And?
He melted the stem
It's pretty fantastic. I just wanna know how your bra ended up in the aquarium the other night.
her vagina just converted me to Judaism.
I had 2 bags of iv saline fuilds for brunch and the buffet at the strip club for dinner. happy easter.
Totally thought something squeezed my boob. Then I remembered I was wearing a bra. Isn't weed great?
Do you remember seeing anyone put a "my other penis is a vagina" bumper sticker on my car?
Hey. I hope you have enough room in your car for me and a Honda civic front bumper.
I keep worrying she's gonna have a repeat of the time the ceiling fan was talking in Chinese
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