the new term for farting is butt boxing.
What do you do when the person in the stall next to you says they're jealous?
he seriously made his penis a facebook.
he just asked if we wanted to go to an arts and crats club with him tomorrow. every day it becomes harder for me to defend his sexuality
Cuz its complicated and I hate complicated and I miss your penis
Because once my penis is in motion, it stays in motion unless another force acts upon it.
No Robbie is the name of a kid or dog, not an adult man who's fucking you.
He is getting married. In the time it took for this conversation he probably cheated on her three times
I'm sorry I pissed in your bedroom and then woke you up when I tried to jump off the balcony
I'm playing trivia and drinking margaritas so now is not a good time.
Anytime he goes down on me i automatically think of you cheering me on. Your a good friend.
He pulled out a Plan B pill and handed it to me as I left like it was a party favor. God Bless America.
I mean, what's the polite way to say, "sorry but I can't date you cuz I'm sleeping with your boss" ??
We told him to puke in the Denny's parking lot or we wouldn't be his friend anymore. So he did. He wasn't even drunk.
Did you have a good sleep?
if a good sleep includes waking up cuddling a bottle of wine I had a GREAT sleep
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