i think my mom watched the whole time
never play flip cup with pint glasses
Her sister's ass was worth my getting thrown out of the house.
I look like a poor person in the cast of Gay Oliver.
Im drunk and they're making me play quiet game. Im scared. Baptists are here
I dont know if this is a good time to tell you but im actually a freshman.. not a senior
Cats found the secret coke stash again
They owe us $80.
hey if you're going to the hospital do you wanna pick me up a taco on your way back
I thought it was improvement but then i realized sex isn't an emotion and I hate everyone
I need a costume for that party. Even if I'm just taking it off.
THEY HAVE BEEN GOING AT IT FOR 2 HOURS AND I HEAR THEM BANGING THIS IS BULLSHIT
Haha idk you were stealing pizza dough at dominos
What a way to start the day. Staring at penis for 3 hours
It's pretty much my favorite thing ever
Like I’ve seen him completely trashed and I’ve also seen him rip shirtsleeves off with his teeth and I can’t tell if I’m intrigued or not
Its because she suspects I'm a frequent drug user, which I am, but I am going to make her feel like she is crazy for believing it.
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