I just spent the last hour reading customer reviews on amazon.com for the book "it hurts when I poop." Send help.
At one point during the moaning he reminded me of Forrest Gump
he said "you're pretty" then i made out with him. thats all it took
didn't have any spoons so I beer bonged my chicken noodle soup. I fucking love camping.
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Dude, she literally stopped, mid fuck said "I want soup" got off my dick and make top ramen.
Pulling over on the side of the road to set off fireworks was the worst idea you have ever had. I don't care if it was called a friendship pagoda.
My Bio teacher gave me extra marks for putting "deer with AK-47 seeking retribution" at the top of the food chain on my exam. 51% pass here i come!!
he told me it was like eating gods vagina.
I don't understand why she gets annoyed by my drunk texts. It means she's who I'm thinking about even when my brain isn't functioning properly.
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I have no idea what those words in that order meant, but if you go to Florida send me pics of strippers
Just try not to have a boner when you're giving your best man speech, it will really kill the vibe
we had to follow your trail of clothes to find you.......
By the time I realized I was watching a Danish porno with muppets it was already too late
I just walked in on Joel doing a buck naked tripod headstand in front of the mirror so he could see the bug bite on his balls
If I shall die, I wish to bequeath to you my personal library, my sigma tau delta presidency and all it's apparel, and a puppy.
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