we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
Lesson learned: don't hide your vodka in your little brothers toy box.
you told everyone your name was brenda and you had the whole party chanting b-dawgg by the end of the night. successful.
the real housewives of new jersey finale is tonight. it makes me wish we had pot.
So right when I was pulling her underwear off with my teeth, she told me, "Stick your penis in my 'nanners." Needless to say, there was no penis-'nanner interaction.
I got it! After our exam we take shots for every question we skipped!!!
I don't wanna die...
he is a creepy guy.
yea thats what heroine does to ppl.
May have caused an international incident. More details after we taxi in.
In class ... We were just assigned groups for the quarter... Remember that night we took shots from that guys pants? I now know his name
She made me be the little spoon then she pretended to be a jet pack for an hour straight
He's beautiful. His facial hair makes me wanna cum in it
Ew, no. But yeah I feel the same
If you can't accept me drawing a Santa hat on your penis then we can't be friends
Never start off a conversation with "speaking of STD's..."
Learning to live poor pretty well. Cashed in all the coins in my car for nearly 60 bucks and yelled at a Pizza Hut manager, insisting I have a free pizza credit, until he just gave me a pizza.
I am 11 times too hungover to give the eulogy
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