He quoted an N'sync song to confess his attraction to me. Needless to say, I had sex with him.
on a side note you can NOT make bong water out of a pear
Home remedy for the herp. Black tea. I need to strap teabags to my wang.
I had to close one eye to read the questions on my final this morning. That hungover.
The EMTs said they would give me as many blankets as I wanted if I didn't pee in the ambulance. They even turned on the sirens.
for a while, i completely forgot that you wrote "fuck me" on my stomach before we went out. when he took my shirt off that night, he just looked down and said, "may i?". i think i'm in love
I'm two sheets to the sexual wind
Lets now bow our heads and think of girls with ex boyfriends who were great at fingering them. That's so sad.
I was wondering how I got the burn marks on my boobs and then I remembered....
The baked potato bra?
The amount of drugs I did this weekend make me concerned about my health but at the same time fascinated to see if I could do more
He slapped my ass... He best ask me out. Or figure out how to unslap my ass.
My life is literally "I'm too horny you can't leave" or "let's have pie" there's like no inbetween
Sigh. I'll find the right guy one day.
Prince charming is right around the corner and will be freaky as shit!
I'm just trying to win a butt plug dude
if it makes u feel better, i skipped class so i could go to a sex convention in jersey a few hours earlier than if i went to class.
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