I painted my nails silver
And what are the implications of that?
Is there supposed to be a msg in that? Just thought ud like to know it looks like I fingerbanged an alien
I woke up this morning with a bag of pepperonis in my bed.... and my facebook status was "pepperonis"
Just made a drug deal by throwing my money to my dealers window and receiving weed the same way. We are the definition of typical lazy stoners.
yea, the bartender wouldn't serve you because you kept asking for "a slice of beer"
why the fuck would he compare you to sexy aquatic creatures?
I think the pivotal moment was when we used the see and say as a drinking game with shots of whiskey. It was all downhill after that.
Dude you were sitting in front of me eating uncooked bow tie pasta...
My rule for unemployment is that I can't smoke before noon.
I haven't gotten up before 1 though, so it hasn't really impacted me.
In the last six hours i have procured a free sandwich, watched three movies, and came to orgasm. If that isn't productivity then i don't know what is.
She asked the bartender for "7 shots of something fruity" and long story short the bartender punched me in the face. Chivalry is stupid.
I think one of your friend's offered my friend chicken tenders back at his place...just FYI he should probably come up w/ another line
I had to hose off vomit off my driveway at 9 am.....so hot
Our house drank 90 beers yesterday afternoon before 8pm so add that to the list
Maybe if you would fuck your boss you would get string cheese too
I hate when pretentious people talk bad ab corn dogs
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