1. Call me if you need ANYTHING. 2. If you get tag teamed, I want details.
what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
it's amazing how much more room there is in my purse when I'm not carrying alcohol in it
Why would he get rid of a girl with no gag reflex? I don't get it.
Another night, another sound of my neighbor almost having an orgasm.
And she used to have such long ones. Sad.
yeah...i noticed he pets people when he's drunk. It's odd.
I couldnt give him head when all I could hear was his little brother playing the piano and this family singing along to it.
I just want to see him this morning so I can bask in my wasted accomplishment.
Cant wait to drunkenly tell by kids that i banged their aunt katie in a weird threesome
I had a sex dream. With two guys. And my subconscious decided to put your dick on BOTH OF THEM. If there is a society where that does not mean "I cherish you" I do not want to live there.
Dude, all I know is that I came out of this thing wearing a snorkel mask and completely covered in glitter and soap.
So I'm at home coloring while smoking a joint. It can only go down hill from here.
High. As. Fuck. I thought the kid next to me didn't have an arm for like 2 hours.
Hahahaha I'm glad you woke me up with this text.
Heading there now. Already have a boner.
So many questions...the two most important are, where the fuck is my booze and how did you even get the couch through the door?
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