He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
Im doing kagels to the beat of Christmas music... "Jingle Bells" is hard. Try it.
So he saw that playlist i made with his name as the title. i think he's creeped out that I have 106 songs that remind me of him
i just heard her through the wall saying "not on my face! NOT on my face!" then a scream and "I SAID NOT ON MY FACE!!!"...nice work dude.
He asked me to touch his mustache. Should I go home with him?
i just had to google what happens if your dog eats your nuva ring
I now realize that they made gum to take the taste of dick out of your mouth.
Hooking up with him would mean my type has officially become... drug dealer.
I want a burrito.
Truly, you are the voice of a generation.
Using a joint as a bookmark. What is my life?
Just saw an all male dolphin threesome from underwater viewing
I fell asleep completely naked, standing up with my arms and head in the freezer
So I hung out with an australian but woke up with a British man in my bed does that make me culturalized
Tomorrow's lesson plan is going to be on hangovers and why drinking during the week is never a good idea. I hope my boss approves.
Saddle up bitches, we're going to an orgy.
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