So I pulled my t-shirt down, pushed my boobs up and marched right into that church!
Di me a solid and hit me with your car.
is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
oh btw spread eagle is not an appropriate phrase to use in a scientific presentation. learned that the hard way
im naked on webcam to her boyfriend, but im playing neopets at the same time, so its all evened out
i just made an omelette with the cheese and ham from a lunchables. and ketchup packets
julia child would be proud.
yeah. pants. i need to put pants on. i didn't do that last night. big mistake
...She just said, "We've been blessed with good drugs lately."
its fine. mom just made me chug a long island. and made a crying face when i balked. we'll talk tomorrow.
Found a piece of twizzler in my buttcrack.
Should I be concerned you put your last name in my phone as "danger"?
I need an IV, a new head, and stronger morals.
Sent him a snap chat of him eating me out so he can relive the moment.
Today's hangover is probably top 3 of all time. Just threw up in an envelope. I'm on the ferry and didn't want to get out to puke over the side because I thought I might fall in the river.
im gonna miss him. and by him, i mean his dick
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